Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen recreated Kim Kardashian’s butt-baring Paper Magazine cover using his penis as a brush.
Jensen was reportedly so impressed by the shape of Kardashian’s back side, that he used it as inspiration.
“I saw this picture of Kim Kardashian and this very impressive behind she has, and I thought, ‘This must be portrait number two,'” said Jensen, via EOnline.
So how did he pull it off, why did he do it, and does size matter? Jensen explains:
I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other.
I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.
It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one’s natural brush.
If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.
My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy.
But I can also use it in my art, and that’s joyful for me on more levels.
This marks Jensen’s second penis portrait. The first was of a Danish politician.
Jensen told the Daily Pot he tried to send the final product of his painting to the politician on Facebook, but he was blocked.