After three days and hundreds of submissions, it’s time to announce the winners of the #FabulousWall contest.

For those unhappy souls who missed my first announcement, I recently gave you all the opportunity to win one of Breitbart’s limited edition “Border Wall Construction Co” T-shirts, modelled by yours truly and the Queen of Conservative Media, Ann Coulter, earlier in the week.

To win this stunning, stylish prize, all you had to do was decorate a picture of me standing in front of the Wall. It was a tremendously difficult task, as any picture featuring me is almost impossible to improve upon.

But, with the promise of fabulous Breitbart swag in your minds and a love of Daddy’s America in your hearts, hundreds of you submitted your entries. And now it’s time for the difficult task of selecting the winners.

But first, here are seventeen honourable mentions that caught my eye…

HONORABLE MENTIONS

#FabulousWall pic.twitter.com/z0eVPo5bCK

— FriarFire (@FriarFire) July 12, 2016

I was sorely tempted to put this entry, from @FriarFire, in the top three. It perfectly captures the moment of my creation.

#FabulousWall for @Nero and @BreitbartNews Enjoy! pic.twitter.com/MrUtHNWLrP

— Mike Young (@MikeYoungLaw) July 13, 2016

This one, from @internetsquire has Daddy and me on the Mexican side of the wall, a wilderness inhabited by terrorists and evil-doers.

https://twitter.com/_Saint_Pablo/status/753049434896867328

@_Saint_Pablo is clearly a man of exquisite taste. Daddy, Mariah, and Ann all in one picture!

Mordor, the Borg Cube, & Voldemort. #FabulousWall pic.twitter.com/YzcVWBhb5u

— Milton Friedman 🇺🇸 ❌ (@MiltonFriedman) July 13, 2016

@palmettoteam gets bonus points for the nod to Adam Baldwin’s introduction to The Milo Yiannopoulos Show, which you can listen to every week at Podcast One.

https://twitter.com/BasedGodEmperor/status/753247196385009668

If I had a heart, @BasedGodEmperor’s picture would make me well up with tears of patriotic joy. “He came here legally” is a stroke of genius.

https://twitter.com/_BUILDTHEWALL/status/752613673227673602

Meme magic strikes again.

https://twitter.com/greg_a_elliott/status/752903044728168450

This man literally languished in a jail cell for the right to send this tweet.

https://twitter.com/Vox_Populi___/status/753256261387427840

Lord Of The Rings fan @Vox_Populi___ really got creative here. In the books, you have to say one word in Elvish in order to pass through the gates of Moria. At Trump’s wall, that won’t be good enough: you’ll have to pass an entire English exam.

@Nero No Vacancy #FabulousWall pic.twitter.com/x1TfqkKKvv

— footthumb (@f00tthumb) July 12, 2016

NO VACANCY.

#FabulousWall @Nero needs to see this so I can feel good about how I just spent my night. pic.twitter.com/Y1QhRHY2es

— Logan Saint (@iTopDog_) July 13, 2016

The picture is good, but more importantly, @iTopDog is cute.

@Nero I just had to make this one, since no one else did… #FabulousWall #MAGA @KassyDillon @IamQueenAri pic.twitter.com/td5r4ypLSP

— Todd Judges (@ToddJudges) July 13, 2016

Mmmmm.

https://twitter.com/NaesRetro/status/753223701601148929

Very good, @NaesRetro. Very good indeed.

https://twitter.com/MisterAtherton/status/753243802513661952

10 MILES HIGHER!

@nero "Here, there be monsters…" – The obvious jokes were already taken so I went a different route! #FabulousWall pic.twitter.com/o58tonsca1

— Todd Judges (@ToddJudges) July 12, 2016

Nightmare fuel!

https://twitter.com/SpectorAlex/status/753337424164622337

This man actually went into Minecraft to build his very own Fagwall. This is the kind of dedication I inspire.

@oAntixo: @Nero #FabulousWall #Trump2016pic.twitter.com/0BC62NfWbM

— oAntixo (@oAntixo) July 13, 2016

Dangerous Daddy and Dangerous Faggy, side by side. Just as it was meant to be.

We're in it for the memes #FabulousWall pic.twitter.com/yLQitth8RI

— Doctor Pepe (@kajmikaelerik) July 12, 2016

Yes, @kajmikaelerik. Yes we are.

 

THE WINNERS

After much deliberation, and agony at all the hearts I have to break, it’s time to whittle down the contest to just two runners up, and one winner. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most fabulous photoshopper of them all…?

THIRD PLACE: @greg_a_elliott

https://twitter.com/greg_a_elliott/status/752715351054397441

Clearly, this man was born for Twitter. It’s going to take a lot more than the Canadian justice system to keep him away!

SECOND PLACE: @fenclstudio

@Nero not sure why but it would be awesome to see #fabulouswall pic.twitter.com/UA9Bt7gSNW

— Brian Fencl (@fenclstudio) July 13, 2016

This image would be perfect, if it weren’t for two things. One – there should be a much larger bulge in Daddy’s spandex. Two – he would NEVER let me be on top, and I wouldn’t want that either! Other than that it’s FABULOUS.

WINNER: @4thand100

@nero #fabulouswall #MAGA pic.twitter.com/fwZYYRCecV

— 4THand100 (@4thand100) July 13, 2016

This is one of the most mesmerizing GIFs I’ve ever seen. I’ve been watching it on loop for half an hour. The picture leaves more questions than it answers. Was there a pile-up as the horde of illegal aliens ran into the wall? Did people die? How many times can I press the button before the wall stops getting higher?

To all the contest entrants, we salute you and wish we could send you all free shirts. But alas, rules are rules so we must direct you to the link below…until the next competition.