MILO: Trump ‘Brutally Schlonged’ Hillary At Second Debate

Tuscaloosa, AL

Giving his thoughts on the presidential election, MILO told an audience at Alabama University that Donald Trump gave Hillary Clinton a “brutal schlonging” at the second presidential debate.

“I’m going to talk to you today about censorship, I was going to talk you about the debate but I think we all know what happened at the debate,” he said.

“Donald Trump is a changed man,” he said. “He’s grown up, he’s reformed, but if this were 11 years ago he might have referred to last night as a ‘brutal schlonging.'”

“Hillary Clinton hasn’t been this upset since the last round of White House intern auditions,” he added.

MILO wears wool suit by Gieves & Hawkes, $2,995. Shirt by Brooks Brothers, $90. Blue silk tie by Turnbull & Asser, $250. Havana rounded sunglasses by Versace, $230. Hertford loafers by Church’s, $520.

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