Maher: ‘Lady Trump,’ Should ‘Stop Whining Like a Little B*tch’

HBO’s “Real Time” host Bill Maher stated that “lady” presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump should “stop whining like a little b*tch” on Friday.

After playing a clip of Rex Harrison as Henry Higgins in “My Fair Lady” calling women “irrational,” Maher stated, “[T]hat was how women were viewed in the 1950’s, irrational, pouty, vain, thin-skinned, hysterical, and just not that bright. Does that sound like anyone we know today? Who, who? Oh, yeah, him. Yes, Donald Trump, who says that if Hillary Clinton was a man, she wouldn’t get 5% of the vote. And if Trump was a man, he’d stop whining like a little b*tch. This is a guy who actually brags about his prowess at whining.”

He added, “Does anyone fit the stereotypical 50’s description of a woman better than Donald Trump? Any cringe-inducing line they ever said about a secretary on ‘Mad Men’ is true about Trump, and yet, he’s the one with a penis. And we know that, because if you make fun of it, he’ll be up all night tweeting about how great it is. He accuses Megyn Kelly of being menstrual, but for him, that time of the month is always. Has there ever been anyone more thin-skinned? I made a joke about his father being an orangutan once, and he marched into court with his birth certificate and sued me, because he’s a whiny little bitch. And if he’s not suing you, he’s threatening to sue you, or demanding on apology, or threatening to spill the beans. … And I mean this in no way, to disparage vaginas, but, what a p*ssy. I mean, who gets more hysterical than lady Donald Trump saying, ‘Mexican rape is everywhere. My salts. My salts. We must build a wall, a giant wall, and ban all the Muslims!’ It makes [Sen.] Lindsey Graham (R-SC) look like Vin Diesel. This isn’t presidential. It’s Glenn Close boiling the rabbit. And, like the daffy typical housewife of the 50’s, lady Trump is the one who can’t balance a checkbook. Trump Airlines, Trump casinos, Trump University, Trump Steaks. He’s got the Midas touch, if every time Midas touched something it exploded.”

Maher concluded, “So, never forget, lady Trump, that Hillary Clinton was born a woman, but you chose to live your life as a, say it with me, won’t you, whiny little b*tch. Which is why if Hillary is the Democratic nominee, I’ll be voting for the only one who has balls.”

(h/t Mediaite)

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