‘SNL’ Offers Man-Baby as Third-Party Conservative Alternative to Trump

NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” offered up a new third-party presidential candidate for conservatives to choose instead of GOP nominee Donald Trump.

The alternative ended up being Dick Patterson, a successful businessman who worked for former President Ronald Reagan in the 1980s and acted like a big man-baby.

Drake, playing an assistant to Taran Killam’s House Speaker Paul Ryan, touted Patterson as having hands that “are much bigger and stronger than Trump’s.”