Seems like the only way the Ray Lewis banned substance story is going to get any real traction is if we attack it on all fronts.

According to a report in Sports Illustrated, Lewis contacted a company to obtain a “a deer-antler velvet extract after tearing his triceps in October.”

Isn’t it time PETA got involved in this?  I mean, DEER ANTLERS?  That’s GOT to be a violation of some kind.  Imagine if word gets out that deer antler extract is an effective substance to heal from sports-related injuries… There could be a run on the stuff.  

Even animal rights activists stumble and sprain their ankles when a strap on their Birkenstocks snap.  A little deer antler extract might get those hippies back on their feet and ready to throw red paint on a super model in a fur coat in no time!