Apparently, I must not have received the memo that my home in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, would be underwater within a couple of years from now. Thanks to Democratic Congresswoman and part-time Meteorologist, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, for telling the news that the rising sea level will soon doom Florida.

“I will eventually represent Orlando if we don’t do something about making sure we can reduce global warming”-Rep. Wasserman Schultz