It’s free in the sense that taxpayers get to fund another program no one asked for and no one wants. Weeee!

Twitchy suggests one possible assignment: “take a field trip to the EPA’s $750,000 a year warehouse full of crap in Maryland to study the effects of corrosion, vermin feces and mold on human health. And for extra credit: name three government agencies you’d do away with.”

Here’s another suggestion for a lesson plan on climate change via Bob Tisdale of Watt’s Up With That that focuses on how epically the IPCC’s “Climate Models Fail”: