NBC Washington: U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers at Dulles International Airport discovered more than 60 grams of cocaine … inside a fully cooked chicken. Unfortunately, this chicken’s unique blend of 11 herbs and spices included a white powdery substance.
Maybe Wagner Mauricio Linares Aragon, 32, of Guatemala, was just really, really hungry, but we’ve never seen any cocaine chickens for sale at the Whole Foods on P Street.