Actor Samuel L. Jackson went to Reddit.com Wednesday asking users to write a monologue for him to perform as part of a campaign to fundraise for Alzheimer’s research.

In this video, the Oscar-nominated thespian, famous for delivering profane and intimidating lines, announces the contest raised $125,000 for the cause.

He then reads the winning entry from user adiddy, wherein he announces his retirement from acting in pursuit of a crime-fighting career.