The press and liberal Hollywood can’t stop telling us that President Barack Obama is eternally cool.

A.J. Delgado begs to differ.

The Big Hollywood contributor’s new e-book, “Hip to Be Square: Why It’s Cool to Be a Conservative,” lays out 60 reasons why it’s “right to be Right” — each reason consisting of its own chapter. 

The new book features footnotes, statistics and arguments, but it also boasts an easy-to-follow layout and uses catchy quotes to introduce many chapters.

The author draws upon a wide variety of pop culture icons, celebrities, films and television shows to state her case, including:

“Hip to Be Square” features quotes from “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone on atheism, militant Islam and standing up for George W. Bush; KISS’s Gene Simmons on class warfare and capitalism; Mickey Rourke on militant Islam; Kid Rock and the Sex Pistols blasting abortion; Duran Duran’s Simon Le Bon and Muse’s Matt Bellamy on the hypocrisy of green celebrities;Johnny Rotten, Siouxsie Sioux, and Bob Dylan defending Israel; Charlton Heston on guns and on the dangers of political-correctness; Daniel Tosh mocking spiritualism in favor of religion; andThe Beatles on leftist revolutions.

“Square” also features a chapter dedicated to liberal celebrities’ hypocrisy as well as a section listing conservative actors, directors, musicians, and other artists.

“Square” is the culmination of six years of Delgado’s research, offering a compact, one-stop reference that doubles as one, big ode to conservatism.