A state dinner hosted by Barack Obama for that man about town, French President François Hollande, featured fascinating tidbits from the star-studded guest list as to their connections with anything French, according to pool reports.

Obama, in contrast to his patronizing gift to the Queen of England of an iPod loaded with Obama’s speeches, gave the French Socialist President a custom-designed table which was partially made from wood from a fallen oak tree at Mount Vernon, the home of President George Washington. The table has a handcrafted replica of the key to the Bastille that the Marquis de Lafayette gave to President Washington in 1790 in the center of it.

Some of the comments by guests as to their connections with France:

Then there were the guests there just to have a good time:

Then there were the guests who have carried forth the Obama agenda: