Barack Obama, appearing on Monday’s edition of Ellen, with Ellen Degeneres, made a curious threat to his daughters if they ever get tattoos- he and wife Michelle will get tattoos in the same spot as their daughters. Obama said, “I suspect it will be a pretty good deterrent for Malia and Sasha. We will reduce the cool factor of any tattoo”

But in time-honored Obama style, he asserted that he would still be the center of attention, allowing that he would show off his tattoos on social media: “Michelle and I will be right there, and we’ll post it so that everybody will be able to see it. And we’ll say, ‘We all got matching tattoos!'”

His narcissism wasn’t exhausted; Obama quipped that Ellen pulled a “cheap stunt” when she took her selfie at the Oscars that surpassed his record for the most retweets on Twitter.