If James O’Keefe and I were to release a video catching disguised al-Qaeda members casually joking about blowing up the Brooklyn Bridge, the mainstream media would likely be most interested to know who pays our salaries.

Upon the release of our ACORN videos which featured federally-funded ACORN employees aiding a “pimp” and a “prostitute” in setting up a brothel for 14-year-old El Salvadoran sex slaves, the MSM shifted the narrative towards James and Hannah, whether they were lying about their budgets, if Fox News hired them, and whether they were actually dressed as pimps and prostitute while entering the ACORN offices.

Predictably, the MSM has sounded the same recycled narrative in the midst of our more recent release of “Teachers Unions Gone Wild,” evidencing tenured teachers calling black students the “N” word without proper reprimand, teachers using a taxpayer-funded New Jersey Education Association (NJEA) conference to rally for “slander” against New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, and union leaders sharing anecdotes about rigged elections and voter fraud, among other things. Rather than investigate the findings of our investigation, the media has found it more pressing to investigate us.

It’s embarrassing enough that we mere twenty-somethings manage to scoop seasoned, established mainstream journalists on outing corruption, fraud, and waste in government. So it is ironic that mainstream journalists feel compelled to embarrass themselves further by dismissing the juicy meat of our exposés to cover our material with awkwardly petty and irrelevant lines of questioning. They are like high school cheerleaders envious over the new girl who just started dating the captain of the football team. Like, do you have a rich family? Are you like, just a poseur or something?

I am sure the parents of New Jersey are just so fascinated with the financial logistics of our investigative videos rather than the inescapable fact that their children are subject to arrogant, sleazy, sometimes racist teachers committing voter fraud, wanting to f*** with kids, and calling black kids n*****s without consequence. And as Gov. Chris Christie himself said regarding our video, “[i]t hurts the great teachers just as much as it hurts our kids.”

However, rather than evince any concern for the behavior of our subjects caught on tape, the union has sought to ease the public’s concern by insisting our tapes were “doctored” and “dubbed.”

I hate to be a nuisance and have to delegitimize the adorable little last-minute narratives being drummed up by the NJEA members and some of our esteemed colleagues in the journalism world, but having directed “Teachers Unions Gone Wild,” edited and supervised the whole post-production process, I kind of, sort of happen to have all the raw footage directly at my disposal.

Do I selectively edit the videos? Well, against the risk of boring my audience with the tedious entirety of all the dozens of hours of raw footage we have, yes. After all, it was Hitchcock who said that film is “life with all the boring parts cut out.” But is “selective” synonymous with “deceptive”? No. I would not call out CNN for, in a recent documentary about me, selectively separating my most interesting soundbites from my mundane rambling, nor has anyone else. But if our detractors are so eager to be bored to death, I am more than happy to release the raw footage in context.

But what’s even more interesting — actually fascinating, and to us, disappointing — is Alissa Ploshnick’s recent self-reduction in the form of a hereby provable lie about something so petty that I cannot imagine why it warranted such a forfeiture of integrity. Ploshnick now establishes (to the MSM’s mouthwatering delight) a predictable “heavily edited” narrative by way of her spokesman Steve Wolmer’s talking points.

NJEA Communications Director Steve Wolmer has come forward on behalf of the “sheltered” Ploshnick, insisting that the recorded talking points of hers we have — including her emphasis on how “hard” it is to fire a tenured teacher, as well as her sharing of an anecdote in which a tenured teacher called a student the “N” word only to be slapped on the wrist with a demotion — were manipulatively tossed into the same context when they were uttered in totally separate contexts.

Wolmer explains that Ploshnick was recounting an episode from her own high school days in Clifton High twenty years ago, in which a mere student called another student the “N” word in the hallway, insinuating it was shared in a totally separate context from her emphasis on how hard it is to fire tenured teachers.

Most saddening to me is the fact that Alissa Ploshnick, while arguably a star in our video, until recently has held a rather clean bill of health. All she did, according to our video, is unwittingly blow the whistle on a fellow teacher who called a black student the “N” word, and subsequently (albeit bizarrely) avoided James’s approach for follow-up and in due course tried to stalk him on his way home. Basically, she had neither done, nor said anything wrong — until now.

Via her spokesman, Wolmer, in an unfortunate attempt to discredit us, Ploshnick has unnecessarily discredited herself by insisting I manipulatively grouped her emphasis on the difficulty of firing a tenured teacher with her anecdote about a colleague calling a black student the “N” word. Did I separate the two soundbites to accommodate a voice-over punctuation in between? Yes I did. But now, I will present to you the monolithic clip incorporating both soundbites side-by-side which she has since claimed to be uttered on separate terms:

While I enjoy observing the desperation and creative conspiracy theories of these teachers in suspect and the liberal press for my own amusement purposes, my journalistic ethics compel me to set the record straight.

It was never our intention to bring Ploshnick down, thus it is saddening to me that she has insisted on bringing herself down with an unnecessary lie and distortion of the facts in an apparent (and unsuccessful) attempt to protect her brothers in arms (or at least not be seen as a whistleblower thereof). I both regret Ploshnick’s Nixonian cover-up and wonder how Wolmer himself sleeps at night, and possibly returns home to a wife and children knowing he is a shameless liar with zero hesitation to mislead the public for the sole sake of protecting his fellow union flock. I now have no choice but to view both instances as disturbing testament to otherwise-innocent individuals committing credibility suicide in the name of corrupt union fraternization. They didn’t need to do this to themselves, but in challenging our credibility, they ended their own.

Despite the 20-gauge holes in these detractors’ testimonies, the mainstream media has seen fit to give them the benefit of the doubt. Media Matters, who has apparently decided that rigged elections, voter fraud, and institutionalized racism don’t matter, made their concerns clear in the headline “James O’Keefe doesn’t show up for his own press conference,” challenging Trenton Tea Party Leader Daryl Brooks to explain why O’Keefe didn’t show up to a conference O’Keefe never promised to show up to. This, of course, was at the expense of pursuing any investigation into the transgressions of the teachers in suspect, merely ridiculing Brooks for taking O’Keefe’s claims of video authenticity at face value.

Out of blind respect for Media Matters, I hereby challenge them to hold Steve Wolmer to the same standard, going equally so far as to ridicule him for taking Ploshnick’s testimony at face value — to the detriment of his own credibility and his own integrity, what with the disclosure of the above video.

We live in a society where in the past couple months several gay students have tragically ended their lives as a response to homophobic bullying. As a result, media muckrakers Wanda Sykes and Kathy Griffn have taken it upon themselves to establish a narrative implicating conservatives as indirectly culpable for their deaths. Will the MSM now shrug off evidence of not a student, but a teacher, bullying a student with the worst possible racial epithet, in the name of Proletarians of the World Unite?

The coming days will tell us, and this is their moment to prove our expectations wrong. So far, they get a resounding “F.”