In response to Iowahawk’s Story is Red-Hot, But… It Ultimately Comes from Infowars:

Now that I’ve added an update with caveats to my post (thanks Ace), now it’s time to address his passive-aggressive challenge to the natural Alpha pecking order around here.

Number of bitchin’ hot rods: Iowahawk 3, Ace 0
Number of Star Wars action figures: Ace 863, Iowahawk 0.

Glad to clear that up.