In response to And the Thrall Gathered to Denounce the Witch and Drive the Devil From Her With a Hail of Stones:
Now we know what it takes to get the DC media to go DefCon One: a story starring them. Not so much a witch hunt as a scheme hatched in the mall food court to get Bob Woodward kicked off the pom-pom squad.
History’s first draft: now texted on an iPhone with heart stickers on it.