In response to The 5 Stupidest Decisions in My Life:

Consider it topped.

5.. “Maybe I’ll give this bill collector thing a try.”  Seventeen years later…

4..  “I’m not spending all this money on Rogaine.” Seventeen years later…

3. “We’ve held out too long already. It’s time to invest in Laserdisc.”

2. “Don’t be silly, honey, the owner said there’s only a little water in the basement when it rains.”

1. “These polls are skewed.”