Ah yes, the “Go Green” movement. One would expect it to be an aptly named title for a Kermit the Frog album. Unfortunately, the amphibian has pulled a Pontius Pilate and washed his hands clean of this entire situation. This latest video installment addresses the militant environmental activists and their effective manipulation tactics aimed squarely at today’s ignorant, fickle youth
All the regular environmental fixtures are here. Barack Obama, SUV’s, polar bears and cow farts. Who could ask for anything more? I would also like to take this moment to formally express my hatred for both Ted Turner and his crappy, poorly drawn, douchebag of a hero known as “Captain Planet.” How many more lives must be ruined? How many more boys must be stuffed into lockers, Ted… How many more?