Steven Crowder

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Zombie Founding Fathers Rap Bloated Government

For this video, I wanted to do something that Conservatives had never done before. I wanted to create a stand-alone, kick-butt music single that also happened to be coming from Conservatives. [youtube 3h8bUtIfpSo nolink] So I headed on down to Shock City Studios in

Liberal Media Outdoes Itself via FallonGate

The leftist Hollywood machine is in full force this season, as we’ve seen with both the Bachmann/Fallon incident and more recently, Miley Cyrus’ new foray into political commentary. The fact is that when it comes to the entertainment industry, liberals

Video: #Occupy's Greatest Hits

As the “Occupy” movement draws to a close, I think it’s time to take a loot at it’s funniest moments. Sure, the rape, theft and violent crime may have put a damper on things for a while but in order

Ron Paul Supporters and the American 'Empire'

First, let me say that I respect Ron Paul a great deal. More often than not, he’s fundamentally right on the pressing issues of today and I believe that the modern political landscape is a better place because of him.

Louder with Crowder: I've Got Gas!

In this week’s video, I lay out the connection between big unions and big gas prices. I don’t quite have Glenn Beck money, so don’t expect an appearance from the chalkboard. It really is interesting to see just why liberals

A Lesson for Today's 'Comedians' In Political Incorrectness

Bill Maher recently complained that “We can’t throw around the word (sexist) just to stop people like me from point out that Michelle Bachmann, now running second for the Republican presidential nomination, is a dangerous nincompoop.” Hm, sort of sounds

Bill Maher's Easy, Politically Safe Humor

Bill Maher recently complained that “We can’t throw around the word [sexist] just to stop people like me from pointing out that Michele Bachmann, now running second for the Republican presidential nomination, is a dangerous nincompoop.” Hmm, sort of sounds

Keith Olbermann: The Lost Months

Here it is folks. Many of you are asking yourselves as to what happened with Keith Olbermann throughout his off-air months. Thankfully, I managed to get some up-close and personal footage of the legend himself for this online documentary. He

Exposed and Angry: Jon Stewart's Mad At Me!

When Ben Shapiro approached me, asking me to put a face to the anti-conservative, discriminatory practices in Hollywood (along with providing tangible examples), I had no idea what I was in for. “Sure, I can just send you the most


Now there have been a lot of frauds, photoshops, and viruses going around this week. Chances are, if you’ve clicked on an Osama bin Laden “picture” or tape, you’ve gotten screwed, which is why I’m so grateful to have gotten

BARACK FOR BRAZIL!! (Featuring an All-Star Cast)

The reason for this week’s video is simple; President Obama seems more concerned with endearing himself to the people of all countries, except for his own. Most recently, we’ve seen the stuffed suit pandering to the people of Brazil. The

New Tone? Attacking Sarah Palin's Son

Do you think that attacking a baby with Down Syndrome is beyond the realm of human decency? If so, you’re a prude. Get with the times! It’s fun to attack special needs children and call them “retarded.” Sure, I called

Fighting For the American Dream! (Featuring the Gracie Family)

You may have heard of it, but never actually been privileged enough to witness one. It’s an elusive creature without a doubt. However, today I present to you … a positive piece of journalism! If you want to sell advertising

Trump vs. Obama: Accomplished Celebrity vs. Shallow Celebrity

If I were to have told you five years ago that somewhere in the near future, we would see a candidate whisked into office not based on any previous political accomplishments, not for any stellar track record with the American

Union Superpowers! (Featuring 'Wisconsin Vern')

Well, this last week has been yet another shining example of our public sector employees at work. The unions have overreached by such a wide margin that they can no longer cross back over their self-made chasm. To all of

A Biblical Tutorial for Bill Maher

Do you know how they catch monkeys in Taiwan (and parts of India)? A trap is set with a banana. The monkey saunters on by, reaches into said trap, and grabs the banana. The monkey – now with his fist

Hollywood's Comedic Skin Gets Thinner and Thinner

Sam Kinison. I was never a huge fan. Not from a “make me laugh” standpoint, anyhow. I didn’t mind him, I just never found him to be all that uproarious. Nevertheless, I respected the hell out of him. Of course

Can Environmentalists Be on Team Human?

It may sound like a radical statement (and not the Jeff Spiccoli kind of “radical”) but the more you examine modern environmentalism and the dorks spearheading the “green” movement, it becomes increasingly impossible to deny its diametricopposition to a pro-human

The Violent (and Drunken) Truth Behind 'Restoring Sanity!'

After my appearance on “Geraldo” this weekend, lefties have been demanding that I provide video evidence of unruly activity at this weekend’s “Restore Sanity” rally. It’s cute. They think they’re calling my bluff. They’re like Rudy: they’re so little, but

Halloween Scare: Evil Rich People

Hopefully this short video helps put a face to the evil “wealthiest two percent” that we so often hear about throughout this election cycle. This government is on a tear to stir up hatred towards our nation’s successful business owners,

What the Media Forgot to Tell You About the Bush Tax Cuts

The Bush Tax Cuts are a great tool that the left uses to set up the “us vs. them” platform, with “them” invariably being the super wealthy. There are a lot of misconceptions regarding the Bush tax cuts, all of

TV We Like: What I Learned From a Show About Nothing

I was flipping through the tube last night, and found myself in an all-too familiar situation: watching reruns of Seinfeld. Sure, you could chalk it up to my lack of a basic cable package, or it could be due to

Bring On 'The Expendables': Violent Cartoons Were Good for America

With the release of The Expendables, it seems that every self-respecting male has caught 80’s fever. As a way to clear the palette from modern metro-sexual romps, my friends have resorted to re-visiting old B-movie beauties such as Cobra, Road

Death of the Movie Star: We Don't Need You Anymore!

[Ed. Note: There’s been a lot of attention in the entertainment media lately about the death of the movie star. But because the entertainment media is just as out of touch with reality as any movie stars we felt they

MEMO TO MSM: Rush & Elton John Agree on Same-Sex Marriage

“What is wrong with Proposition 8 is that they went for marriage. Marriage is going to put a lot of people off, the word marriage… I don’t want to be married. I’m very happy with a civil partnership. If gay

Sarah Silverman: Fox News Is a Secret Racist Machine!

Don’t you read books? It’s a scientific fact; “The entire Fox News Channel is a twenty-four-hour-a-day racism engine.” Thank God for Sarah Silverman because before her (and as a long-time Fox News contributor), I was completely unaware of their covert,

Lonewolf Diaries: 'Glee' vs Conservative Women, Round 2!

Like many Americans, I tuned into “Glee” this Monday to give the show a second go. In the spirit of objectivity, I must admit that the cast is talented, the characters well-developed, and there’s some strong writing to tie it

Lonewolf Diaries: The Case Against Canada & Hate Crime Laws

Canada, it is a silly place. Yes, I was raised there, and yes I acknowledge it. Sadly, in recent years it seems that Canada has gone from silly to downright dangerous. This is particularly true if you are a Conservative

Lonewolf Diaries: Hollywood Liberals Say "Proof is For Fruitcakes!"

Glenn Beck personally called James Cameron the Antichrist. Tea Party protesters repeatedly yelled “racial epithets” such as “n*gger” and “f*ggot” to members of Congress. I don’t even want to have to mention the myriad vulgarities that Mr. Sean Penn has

Feasting on Hannity: Cannibal Conservatives Aren't Conservatives

Health care reform, consistently dishonest media bias, a radically left Hollywood establishment; these are all but mere distractions to the real problem facing conservatives today… Sean Hannity. Haven’t you heard? He’s a bad man! An awful, terrible, horrible man! He