Hmmm….why did Mickey Rourke win Best Actor in every other award ceremony besides this one? As I said, the Academy punished Mickey for his gratitude towards President Bush for keeping our country safe from Islamo-facist terrorism. Instead, it chose to award its biggest donkey, Sean Penn. I would looooove to debate Sean Penn and explain to him why his such an insufferable idiot and jackass.

I have an idea…now that Guantanamo Bay is being closed within the year, maybe Southeren California can help find a home for people like Khalid Sheikh Mahammed. I know Sean Penn could make them feel right at home.