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Wait a minute, wait a minute…

Did I just see no meterosexuals?

Did I just see bad guys that aren’t white Czechs, or some other contrived nonsense?

Was that a crucifix not dipped in urine?

Men and guns and badassery portrayed as good things?

The stars look great, the budget looks big, the man-chemistry is obvious, the concept’s a no-brainer, the girls are pretty, and no one’s taking themselves too seriously…

Where’s Hollywood and what have you done with it?