The U.S. Secret Service is seeking bids on new surveillance software that can monitor social media in real time and detect “sarcasm” by users as well as gather and track users’ past posts across multiple platforms.

The new contract is titled the “Computer Based Annual Social Media Analytics Subscription” and requires software creators bidding on the project to create a new program capable of real-time monitoring of social media sites able to locate users geographically and to detect sarcasm and false positives in users’ posts.

Along with having the capability to read, locate, and track social media users in real time, the new software must also be capable of gathering a history of social media users’ past posts. The Service also wants to be able to have an automatic way to determine if social media users are potentially violent or if they are just joking with their posts.

It is unclear just how much Congress knows of this new Secret Service contract.

The full list of what the Secret Service wants the new software to do is as follows:

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