The Big News of the Night: Rubio Gets Thirsty During Speech

 Twitchy called Marco Rubio’s “awkward” water grab the biggest news of the night, but I’m pretty sure they’re being facetious. 

Libs on Twitter jumped on it like it was the faux pas of the century. I thought it was an endearing, human moment:

Rubio’s full speech is here.

 Thank God SNL has some material to work with, this weekend, now, huh guys? Maybe they could have their Rubio look-alike take his shirt off, too.

But there’s certainly nothing funny about Obama’s speech about spending our way to prosperity.