During a skit this week for a fake commercial on “Saturday Night Live,” host Charles Barkley pitched a pest control product called “Ned’s Roach Away.”
The product is trained roaches armed with “tiny AR-15 rifles” — a nod at the recent response to the Parkland, FL, shooting.
“At Ned’s, we know the only thing that can stop a bad roach is a good roach with a gun,” states Barkley.
He continues, “Now, some people might say, but Ned, wouldn’t gun carrying roaches just add to my problem? That’s so dumb it makes me mad. My vetting system makes sure only the best high character, God-fearing roaches can carry guns.”
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