According to NBA commissioner David Stern, Barack Obama has overblown his game. “He’s not that good,” said Stern. “He’s a lefty, and he goes the same way every time.”
Stern, of course, is a lifelong Democrat. But that doesn’t mean he’s going to go in the tank on Obama’s supposed skills. “I’m a loyal Democrat, a passionate Democrat,” said Stern. “He’s not as good as he thinks he is.”
Of course, we already knew that. According to David Mariness’ biography of the president, Obama loved basketball but just didn’t have the hops. He was “one of the few players on the team” who couldn’t dunk.
No wonder his campaign keeps throwing up bricks.
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