Gutfeld: Obama Climate Change Proposal 'Nuttier than Elephant Poop'

Gutfeld: Obama Climate Change Proposal 'Nuttier than Elephant Poop'

On Thursday’s “The Five,” co-host Greg Gutfeld outlined the problems with President Barack Obama’s reported forthcoming policy maneuver to take on so-called climate change.

According to Gutfeld – it is illegal, wrong, crazy and evil.

“The president plans to sign an international climate change accord in 2015 without approval of Congress,” Gutfeld said. “It’s nuttier than elephant poop. The New York Times said the thing would compel countries, including ours, to cut carbon, even though our Constitution demands approval for such treaties. The White House bypasses that by inking a politically binding deal that names and shames countries into submission.”

“There are four problems here. It’s illegal, it’s wrong, it’s crazy, and it’s evil,” he continued. “First, it’s illegal. Politically binding is as legally binding as an Ouija board. If that’s a treaty, then so is graffiti. To Obama, the Constitution is like waiting in line for barbecue — it’s for other people. Second, it’s wrong. The Journal of Science said the 17-year pause in global warming will last another decade, a natural fluctuation in global climate creates 30-year warming and cooling periods. This is what Obama is about to punish us for – inevitable variability.”

“Third, it’s crazy,” he added. “Addressing global warming before global terror makes as much sense as worrying about indigestion while playing in traffic. To him, terror is a nuisance hindering his march into the abyss. That’s the evil part. Masked as established science, this is wealth redistribution on a global scale, draining our economy in a spasm of socialism. And he wishes to shame us? Don’t bother. We’re ashamed, but not of us.”

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