He's playing chess during gun control hearings? A simulation of military combat and political upheaval? A game the MSNBC brain trust would doubtless condemn as coded racism, given the color of the pieces and board? A game that promotes religious intolerance by naming one of the pieces after a Christian religious office? A game in which the fat cat corporate Queen gets to do just about anything she wants, while the 99-percenter pawns are marched off to die in a rich man's war? To the fainting couches!