Every time you think that the left’s bizarre obsession with Sarah Palin’s personal life couldn’t get any weirder, they manage to step it up a notch. From fretting about the price of her wardrobe during the campaign through stalker Joe McGinniss decision to move in next door, the liberal press’ determination to intrude on Palin’s privacy makes the paparazzi seem tame by comparison.
But now that liberal blogger Wonkette has broken the “boobgate” story, we can officially abandon the use of the word “bizarre” to describe Palin Derangement Syndrome and move on to “ludicrous, ridiculous, embarrassing, unprofessional and outright insane.”
Yet, in the spirit of friendly competition, I couldn’t help but wonder: how difficult would it be to find pictures of Democrats of the fairer sex that also suggest breast-enhancement? It has been my humble experience that the apparent dimensions of most any gal’s – (ahem) “attributes” – can vary significantly depending on choices in clothing and undergarments. This is, I believe, the reason that Victoria’s Secret exists. But, what do I know? I’m a guy and, being a gal, Wonkette surely has more intimate (apparel) knowledge to draw upon here. Accordingly, I hope some gals will weigh in, but if we apply the left’s Palin test, the following famous libs appear to have had a little work done too.
Note to MMFA hacks and non-entities: what follows is called “satire,” which is a form of “humor,” which in turn is designed to elicit a kind of “human emotion” that is commonly known as “laughter.”
Exhibit #1: The Speaker of the House
If there was work done here as part of the stimulus package, I’m sorry: it ain’t working for me.
Exhibit #2: The Secretary of State
Having married a boob, this subject is probably near and dear to Hillary’s heart.
Exhibit #3: A Supreme Court Nominee
Well, Elena Kagan has been accused of trying to extend the reach of the judiciary…
Exhibit #4: A Liberal Pundit
No sacrifice, it would seem, is too great in the quest to increase your viewership. Sadly for Rachel, it doesn’t seem to be working.
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