Nobody likes going to the DMV. Well, maybe that’s not a fair a statement. Maybe there’s one person who likes going to the DMV, but apparently not to renew a license.
Last Friday, deputies say 34-year-old Edward Michael Alvin was arrested after exposing himself to several people in the of Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles office. Police say an off-duty cop intervened when Alvin started pleasuring himself in the lobby of the suburban West Palm Beach DMV office. Deputies say the off-duty officer told Alvin to stop masturbating.
It might have gone something like this: “Sir, please stop masturbating.”
However it went, Alvin ignored the request and continued loving himself.
Alvin was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on a charge of indecent exposure according to the Sheriff’s Office booking blotter.