The Dallas Cowboys have one of the best offensive lines in NFL history. The combined weight of their five-man front comes in at nearly 1600 pounds. However, apparently that’s not intimidating enough for Jerry Jones’ team.
In an effort to increase the Cowboys fear factor heading into the postseason, Dallas sought the guidance of a man known for striking fear in the hearts of the masses. For this great task, the Cowboys “hired” the highly recognizable, and heavily painted former professional wrestler, Sting:
Welcome the Dallas Cowboys’ newest coach… pic.twitter.com/ccrNPTLiWt
— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) December 20, 2016
Jason Witten seems none too pleased by this campaign. Putting on a ton of face paint and going to play a football game is not exactly a new thing. Bringing baseball bats to games, that could spice things up a bit.
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