Alec Baldwin, star of Twitter meltdowns and that populist phenomenon "30 Rock" (ranked 106 last season!), lashed out -- unprovoked, I might add -- at Andrew Breitbart on Twitter earlier today.

At least I think it was unprovoked. As far as I know, Breitbart did not ask Baldwin to shut off all electronic devices and put his seat in the upright position:

Baldwin to Breitbart:

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Breitbart to Baldwin:

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While we can appreciate how thesaurusly hard Baldwin worked to impress with his tweet, I think we can all agree that Breitbart proved that truth combined with simplicity still cuts the deepest.

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There's a lesson here: People who berate their daughters and working class airline personnel might want to ease up on the rock throwing.