Welcome to the No Spin Zone, Adam Carolla.
The podcast king made his first appearance as a regular contributor on Fox News' "The O'Reilly Factor" Monday night. The debut segment found Carolla ribbing both the RNC and DNC - the former featuring white people who dance badly.
He saved his toughest comments for the DNC, particularly Sandra Fluke and her manufactured "War on Women" meme. Why should tax payers have to pony up for Fluke's birth control, he asked.
“I like beer, but I will pay for my own beer … and you not paying for my beer is not a 'War on Beer.' It’s me being in charge of something I ingest."
Later, Carolla hammered the phoniness of the DNC speeches.
"Every single Democrat started their story with, my parents or my grandparents came to this country with nothing … they worked three jobs, they pulled themselves up by their boot straps," Carolla said. "Where is the part of the story that goes, they decided to quit all three jobs and wait for the government to bring them IUDs and cheese?”