Iranian Snipers Gunning for Rodents

If armies of the West ever have to invade Iran, they won’t have to worry about Iranian snipers taking them out–the snipers are now employed gunning down rats that are infesting Iran.

Yes, the Iranian government is telling the snipers to target rodents instead of people, which will be a great relief to any counter-regime citizens hoping to unseat the current government. Poison has proven to be ineffective in eliminating the rodent menace, which has spread over 26 districts of Iran’s capital, Tehran–especially in Vali Asr, the main thoroughfare bisecting the city.

Just how many bullets do Iranian snipers have?