Seems like the only way the Ray Lewis banned substance story is going to get any real traction is if we attack it on all fronts.
According to a report in Sports Illustrated, Lewis contacted a company to obtain a “a deer-antler velvet extract after tearing his triceps in October.”
Isn’t it time PETA got involved in this? I mean, DEER ANTLERS? That’s GOT to be a violation of some kind. Imagine if word gets out that deer antler extract is an effective substance to heal from sports-related injuries… There could be a run on the stuff.
Even animal rights activists stumble and sprain their ankles when a strap on their Birkenstocks snap. A little deer antler extract might get those hippies back on their feet and ready to throw red paint on a super model in a fur coat in no time!