Let Me Get This Straight

So a United States Senator slated to become Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee strong-arms the U.S. State Department to approve a 20-year, $1 billion federal contract for Dominican port security with a firm owned by a Florida opthamologist / Medicaid fraud with no security background who supplied hundreds of thousands of dollars of campaign donations to said Senator and his party while owing $11 million in back taxes and also incidentally sent said Senator on his private jet to the Dominican Republic for statutory rape trysts with underaged prostitutes that he later shortchanged?


Gosh, sounds kinda… bad. 

Well, I mean, not Sarah Palin has a tanning bed bad.

But, uh, bad.