LOSE LOSE: Baldness linked to heart disease

At 5:15 this morning I was woken up by a moth that sounded not unlike a military helicopter.  To make matters worse,  my neighbor was simultaneously blasting The Ride of the Valkyries.

Unable to sleep I turned on FOX News where I learned that a new study of nearly 37,000 men found that men who were balding were 32 percent more likely to develop coronary heart disease.

With that news, I came to the very realistic conclusion that…

…there is a 32 percent chance that this could be my first and last post on The Conversation.