Palace Guard Comedians: George Lopez Calls Sarah Palin a 'B*tch'

What is it with the hopelessly unfunny who share the last name Lopez?

Just a few weeks ago Jennifer Lopez tried to get her Hollywood A-Ticket out or NowheresVille punched by calling Sarah Palin a “bitch.” Which obviously makes sense on some level. The easiest way to enhance your resume with the Hollywood Frat Boys is to lash out at anything conservative — especially our favorite self-made Governor and mother of five. But look at George Lopez; he’s so desperate to be loved he’s stealing jokes from … J-Lo?

And look at the left as a whole. They’re so frustrated with the utter collapse of all-things Obama that they’ve resorted to this kind of mean-spirited name calling. You have the Roger Eberts of the left using degrading sexual slurs against the everyday folks who make up the Tea Party movement, the Unfunny Lopez-Twins going for the cheapest, cruelest laugh imaginable, and Mt. Lawrence O’Donnell blowing his invective in front of the whole world.

In the rough and tumble of political debate both sides use labels to make a quick point: wingnuts, extremists, nutjobs. I’m partial to dirty filthy hippie myself. But these are mainstream entertainers and journalists, not Internet trolls. just when you think the Left can’t go any further…

And has any part of HandNote-Gate been funnier than the full frontal assault the Left launched — including the Palace Guard Comedian Class — to convince us that a few words written on someone’s hand is somewhere on the same planet as this?

Our opponents have no shame. But when your ideas don’t work and your arguments don’t convince, the ability to feel shame will only hurt your cause.