Gwyneth Paltrow Ridiculed for Holiday Gift Guide: 12K Vase, 5K Juicer

Gwyneth Paltrow Ridiculed for Holiday Gift Guide: 12K Vase, 5K Juicer

The working class doesn’t stand a chance against Gwyneth Paltrow’s newly released 2014 Goop gift guide. 

Goop, founded by Paltrow in 2008, is best described as an eminent lifestyle publication full of resourceful information for those looking for cultural notes, fashion tips, recipes, and gift ideas.

The digital publication releases the annual guide to aid holiday shoppers, but let’s just say consumers are less than thrilled over Gwyneth’s gift recommendations this year.

The annual GOOP guide is out. In case you were looking for ridiculously overpriced gifts. #Insider

— The Insider (@TheInsider) November 14, 2014

I’d like to nominate @goop for most ridiculous gift guide. Does your gift guide have a fringed cashmere cape for $3k?

— Matt Nagel (@MattSF) November 13, 2014

I’ll save you all some time. Still working on the overall total, but the DO section will cost ya $8225.93 via @goop

— Margaux Froley (@MargauxFroley) November 13, 2014

A note from Goop:

This year, we decided to shake things up a little bit, and organize our annual gift guide by category—after all, it’s pretty easy to identify people by a love of entertaining, art, or, well, if you’re like everyone at goop, their deep and unabiding affection for jewelry.

We tried to keep as much as possible at the $100 mark, though there are some splurges on here for your nearest and dearest. Plus, a girl can always dream. 

Check out the full Goop gift guide by clicking here, but a sample can be found below:

For the moms:

The camouflage Valentino Canvas Trolley, listed at $4,545:

Printed leather and canvas travel trolley

“Absurd, but awesome” gold angel juicer for $4,739:

Easy health angel juicer gold

Presenting the Diamond Thickie Esque vase for $12,000:

Image of Diamond Thickie

For the kids:

 The Vilac Indian Tee Pee for only $160:

Nathalie Lete Teepee for Vilac

Indoor Foosball Table for $3,500:

Indoor Foosball Table

In our dreams:

The Harry Winston diamond cluster ring, price available upon request:

Harry Winston Ring

Biker jacket set at $2,614:

Balenciaga New Classic Biker Jacket

Getting personal:

Cheek frill undies for only $75:

exclusive monogrammable set of three neutral underwear

Earthquake Kit listed as $345:

Preppi Earthquake Kit


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