Obamacare Sets Up $150K Call Center

Thanks to Obamacare, you will now be able to call a hotline to get some handy tips on the new health insurance system. Yuba County in California is building a $150,000 call center that will help callers deal with the reams of paperwork associated with the new system.

“We’re excited and scared at the same time,” Suzanne Nobles, director of the call center, explained. There will be 21 new hires to deal with the incoming calls. It’s unclear whether the funding will ever come through. But just like everything else in California, there’s always a solution: raising taxes.