Christmas Presents for One and All by Ron Futrell 26 Dec 2010 post a comment Share This: Oh, the spirit 0f giving is in the air--- With that thought we take a sneek peek under the tree of those who lead this great nation through perilous times-----gifts deserved, gifts needed. JANET NAPALITANO- Binoculars. High powered. Aimed at the Arizona border. If you see something, say something. JOHN BOEHNER- A pack of Marlboros and 2 hours in a tanning bed of your choice (you’ll have to pay the new health care taxes.) THE TEA PARTY- You have everything you need, just keep it up. ACTIVIST OLD MEDIA- You have everything you need, just keep it up. You will be irrelevant soon and you will be the last to know. ED SCHULTZ- A chill pill. CHRIS MATTHEWS- A warm jacket and long johns, you keep getting chills. KEITH OLBERMANN- Friends. RACHEL MADDOW- Viewers. Seriously, look at your lead in programming. DENNIS MILLER- More dates on O’Reilly, must see TV. More dates at the Orleans in Vegas, must see comedy. RUSH LIMBAUGH- An I-Phone ap free of government regulation, plus, a new hybrid 3 wood. I love mine. HILARY CLINTON- Bill’s real itinerary. BILL CLINTON- Hillary’s real itinerary. JOHN EDWARDS- A lump of coal. AL GORE- 6 more months of winter. MICHAEL MOORE- 6 months in a Cuban fat camp (wait… just spend 6 months in Cuba with the locals, that should take care of it.) Also, if there's room, take Big Eddie with ya. He'd love Cuba. JULLIAN ASSANGE- A pack of Trojans (small) NANCY PELOSI- Airplane tickets. Commercial flights, coach class. HARRY REID- A big poster for your office with the names of the 21 Democrat and two Independent Senators up for re-election in 2012. You’ll need their names; they won’t return your calls. SARAH PALIN- More ammo. Lock ‘n load! MITT ROMNEY-Street cred’ with the Tea Party. Get that, and you’re in. MARCO RUBIO- A VP nod. Get that and we’re all in! ANDREW BREITBART- More Big sites. NEW REPUBLICAN CONGRESS- A long and vivid memory. Remember 1994 and don’t let it happen again. RAHM EMANUEL- More dead voters, you’ll be fine. JOE BIDEN- The same thing the Scarecrow asked for. [youtube Muzzle Joe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvuaIU0ZQZs&feature=player_embedded#!] BARACK OBAMA- A carton of Marlboros (open when Michelle is not watching) and a copy of the Constitution, courtesy the Tea Party. Understand its meaning this time. Learn it, love it, live it---you did take an Oath. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE- Another date with destiny. November 6, 2012.