Oh, the spirit 0f giving is in the air---
With that thought we take a sneek peek under the tree of those who lead this great nation through perilous times-----gifts deserved, gifts needed.
- Binoculars. High powered. Aimed at the Arizona border. If you see something, say something.
- A pack of Marlboros and 2 hours in a tanning bed of your choice (you’ll have to pay the new health care taxes.)
THE TEA PARTY
- You have everything you need, just keep it up.
ACTIVIST OLD MEDIA
- You have everything you need, just keep it up. You will be irrelevant soon and you will be the last to know.
- A chill pill.
- A warm jacket and long johns, you keep getting chills.
- Viewers. Seriously, look at your lead in programming.
- More dates on O’Reilly, must see TV. More dates at the Orleans in Vegas, must see comedy.
- An I-Phone ap free of government regulation, plus, a new hybrid 3 wood. I love mine.
- Bill’s real itinerary.
- Hillary’s real itinerary.
- A lump of coal.
- 6 more months of winter.
- 6 months in a Cuban fat camp (wait… just spend 6 months in Cuba with the locals, that
should take care of it.) Also, if there's room, take Big Eddie with ya. He'd love Cuba.
- A pack of Trojans (small)
- Airplane tickets. Commercial flights, coach class.
- A big poster for your office with the names of the 21 Democrat and two Independent Senators up for re-election in 2012. You’ll need their names; they won’t return your calls.
- More ammo. Lock ‘n load!
-Street cred’ with the Tea Party. Get that, and you’re in.
- A VP nod. Get that and we’re all in!
- More Big sites.
NEW REPUBLICAN CONGRESS
- A long and vivid memory. Remember 1994 and don’t let it happen again.
- More dead voters, you’ll be fine.
- The same thing the Scarecrow asked for.
[youtube Muzzle Joe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvuaIU0ZQZs&feature=player_embedded#!]
- A carton of Marlboros (open when Michelle is not watching) and a copy of the Constitution, courtesy the Tea Party. Understand its meaning this time. Learn it, love it, live it---you did take an Oath.
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
- Another date with destiny. November 6, 2012.