Menendez: Immigration Bill Doesn't Have Votes in Senate

According to Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ), the so-called Gang of Eight’s immigration reform bill does not have enough votes at this point to pass the Senate. 24 May 2013

Graham, McCain Back Promotion for Benghazi Talking Points Manipulator

Establishment Republican Senators John McCain (AZ) and Lindsey Graham (SC) defended State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland on Friday, shortly after President Obama nominated the Benghazi talking points manipulator for a promotion. 24 May 2013

Snooki Ambushes Chris Christie at Jersey Shore

On Friday, tragedy broke out as New Jersey Governor Chris Christie visited Seaside Heights: a fight broke out between him and "Jersey Shore" star Snooki. Christie was walking around the boardwalk after having appeared on NBC’s Today when Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confronted him to defend her idiotic show. The two engaged in a heated conversation, with Snooki tweeting shortly thereafter, “Getting told why we are bad for jersey. Amazing.” 24 May 2013

At Naval Academy, Obama Compares IRS Scandal to Sexual Assaults in Military

On Friday, speaking before the graduating class at the Naval Academy in Maryland, President Obama compared sexual assault cases in the military to IRS profiling of conservatives. “It's no secret that in recent decades many Americans have lost confidence in many of the institutions that help shape our society and our democracy. But I suggest to you today that institutions do not fail in a vacuum. Institutions are made up of people, individuals. And we've seen how the actions of a few can undermine the integrity of those institutions,” Obama said. 24 May 2013

Axelrod Blames Republicans for Washington Bridge Collapse

On Twitter, former senior advisor to President Obama David Axelrod blamed Republicans for the collapse of a portion of the I-5 bridge in Mount Vernon Washington. 24 May 2013

Former Obama Campaign Spokeswoman Becomes Top State Department Spokeswoman

With President Obama’s decision to promote central Benghazi talking points manipulator Victoria Nuland, her position as State Department spokeswoman opens up. And continuing his pattern of giving plum jobs to his former campaign officials, Obama is slated to hand that position over to political hack Jen Psaki, who was Obama’s traveling press secretary in 2012. She is considered a potential candidate to replace White House press secretary Jay Carney. 24 May 2013

Obama to Promote Benghazi Talking Points Manipulator

Continuing with the White House strategy of denying any wrongdoing with regard to manipulation of talking points after the Benghazi terror attacks of September 11, 2012, President Obama nominated a central figure in that manipulation, State Department spokesperson Victoria Nuland, to assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian affairs. 24 May 2013

Cuomo: I Was Just Joking About Weiner Slap

On Thursday, media reported that New York Governor Andrew Cuomo had come out against former Congressman Anthony Weiner’s bid for New York City mayor. “Shame on us [if we elect him],” Cuomo supposedly said. On Friday, Cuomo walked back those comments. 24 May 2013

McCain: Tea Party Senators Forcing Dems to Destroy Senate Rules

On Thursday, former Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) said that the Gang of Three – Senators Ted Cruz (R-TX), Rand Paul (R-KY), Mike Lee (R-UT) – had provoked Democrats into trying to change traditional Senate rules. 24 May 2013

Alec Baldwin: IRS Scandal Has 'Whiff of Breitbart To It'

On Thursday evening, Alec Baldwin took to Twitter to credit Breitbart News with breaking the scandal of the IRS targeting of conservatives. Or something. 23 May 2013