Sherlock Holmes Just Emailed Me...
Holmes' email asks if Donna Brazile might be available to serve as his apprentice/partner. He said she has a mind "sculpted for deduction."
Ahem. This is the Smart Party, right?
This is the party that supposedly prizes intellect and reason, right?
And speaking of Donna Brazile:
Did you know it's all the Republicans who are the "fat-asses" driving up health care costs?
So this is the party of not only diamond-chiseled intellect but diamond-chiseled physique. Kind of like the Batman Party.