Greg Gutfeld

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Why I Love the Fuzz

I can pretty much rattle off perfect albums in my head. These are those special records that after listening, maybe ten or twelve thousand times, you realize there is no way they could have been improved. Meaning, every song means

by Greg Gutfeld25 Oct 2013, 4:01 AM PST0

Gut Check: Thank You, Rudy Giuliani

Gut Check: Thank You, Rudy Giuliani

There were no murders last week in New York City. That, by definition, is amazing. That’s like saying, for one week, there were no pies in Kirstie Alley’s fridge. Or no contagious bacteria in Hef’s grotto. Or no drugs in Andy Dick’s

by Greg Gutfeld17 Oct 2013, 12:14 PM PST0

I Should Have Paid More Attention to Peanuts

I was drinking with a buddy of mine – we’re about the same age (closing in on 50) and we started talking about the first thing we ever read. It was the Sunday comics. But mainly, it was Peanuts. Peanuts,

by Greg Gutfeld14 Oct 2013, 10:02 AM PST0

A Post About Crap

So a Montana man got a five hundred dollar check from the US Treasury after sending them five one-hundred dollar bills that had been eaten by his mutt.  He waited for the dog to poop them out, and reassembled the

by Greg Gutfeld3 Oct 2013, 5:06 PM PST0

Gut Check: The Right Way to Rebel

Gut Check: The Right Way to Rebel

So, let’s say you realized, that, try as you might, you’re not like the rest of them. You’re different. You don’t instantly agree with them. Their assumptions are no longer yours. Maybe, secretly, they never were. But now, you find yourself the

by Greg Gutfeld30 Sep 2013, 7:50 AM PST0

Pushers

I have a relative in town, from Russia. She took the subway from the airport to our apartment. A deranged man got on, doing what deranged men do. She said to my wife, “what is he doing in here?” Exactly.

by Greg Gutfeld27 Sep 2013, 2:13 PM PST0

Why Do We Like Gross Things?

Why do we like gross things? I am not ashamed to say that I like gross things. I don’t like doing gross things. But I like looking at or reading about them. Medical oddities, and stuff like that. And while

by Greg Gutfeld20 Sep 2013, 4:20 AM PST0

The March that Didn't March

I was thinking about the disaster that was the Million Muslim March, and how it might have actually proved its point. Accidentally – of course.It changed its name to the “Million American March Against Fear,” and the only people who showed

by Greg Gutfeld13 Sep 2013, 1:05 PM PST0

Gut Check: Fifteen Meaningless Questions About Music

Gut Check: Fifteen Meaningless Questions About Music

Can anyone tell me what happened to the members of Screaming Blue Messiahs? Primarily the singer/guitarist Bill Carter? There is a performer named Bill Carter, but it’s not THAT Bill Carter. I am obsessed with this band and am entirely

by Greg Gutfeld12 Sep 2013, 12:23 PM PST0

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