Get ready, party people: Barack’s partying down, and you’re invited! Well, not really. But you can give him money to pay for his birthday cake. And you never know – you might be selected to join the party for purely political reasons.
Today, Joe Biden informed Obama supporters just what they can look forward to if they hit the birthday jackpot. His email is headlined: “Trust me – you’ll have fun”:
Barack’s turning 51 in a couple weeks. And when he goes home to Chicago for a birthday party in his backyard, a couple grassroots supporters like you will be flown in from wherever you live to celebrate.
In the middle of a tough election, it’s important to pause on occasion and take some time with friends.
What do you say?
We’ll cover the flight and hotel for you and a guest — donate $3 or whatever you can today to be automatically entered to win:
Take it from me. You’ll have fun at this one.
You have to love that Biden is just as smarmy by email as he is in person. “Take some time with friends”? Who’s he kidding? And you have to like his personal testimonial for the joy you’ll experience at Barack’s big 5-1: “Take it from me. You’ll have fun at this one.” If there’s one guy who knows fun, it’s Mensa Joe Biden. Take it from him. And toss him a few bucks, wouldja?