El Sharko’s Glaring Omission Tantamount to Rape

In response to El Sharko’s Top Five Sexiest Women Ever:

I see you left out Ashley Judd, El Sharko. Not cool. She deserves to be included in your list of august beauties.

Your glaring omission is tantamount to (dare I say) financing mass rapes of women with leaking fistulas. (Or something)

Shame on you. Shame!