Man Arrested with Crack Pipe Filled with Erectile Dysfunction Meds

Man Arrested with Crack Pipe Filled with Erectile Dysfunction Meds

We’ve all been there. Where time is of the essence…when you don’t have a second to spare. When the choice between smoking crack and achieving an erection becomes overwhelming given your specific time constraints.

That being said, a Gainesville man has thankfully come up with an alternative such that you don’t have to make that choice anymore. 67-year-old Edward Bruce Johnson (pictured above from the waist up) was arrested last weekend after police said they found a crack pipe with half a Cialis pill packed into it. 

Police pulled over Johnson just before 8 p.m. Saturday for a traffic violation. He reportedly got out of the car and starting walking around it, ignoring the officer’s command to stay put. According to the report, he eventually returned to his vehicle where he then gave police a false name. A police search of his vehicle turned up the erectile dysfunction pill Cialis in the glove box and two Oxycodone pills in a shirt pocket. 

What’s more, they also found a pipe that tested positive for crack cocaine and had half a Cialis pill jammed into it, according to the report.

Johnson was arrested on charges of possession of a prescription drug without a prescription, possession of a controlled substance, and possession of drug paraphernalia. 

Johnson was being held Sunday at the Alachua County jail on a $22,500 bond – 

-praying the Cialis didn’t kick in.