The Queen has a gold piano, a leftist newspaper has been appalled to discover – after catching sight of it in the background on TV during her annual Christmas Day message.
Privileged wealthy hereditary monarch bunged £76m a year, sitting in front of a golden piano in the palace she's billing taxpayers £369m to tart up, kills satire by lecturing the nation to pull together https://t.co/28ft4GGL3q
— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) December 26, 2018
Imagine how much more shocked this crusading newspaper will be when it discovers that the Queen also owns a large palace on land in central London which, if developed, could easily provide resources for one children’s hospital, eight refugee centres, a donkey sanctuary, 242 food banks, a needle drop-in centre for addicts, and seven Jeremy Corbyn #freePalestine #KilltheRich rallies.
Imagine how excited it’s going to get when it starts looking into other regal celebrities with elaborately decorated musical instruments. Elton John, say…