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"The world's in bad shape, Father. Who wouldn't welcome a savior right now?"
Aliens arrive offering "hope" and telling us not to be afraid of "change."
To grab power they set out to manipulate the media and create a culture of devotion around themselves.
But they are not who they appear to be.
In fact, they're out to destroy our way of life.
Either someone's activated our right-wing sleeper agents at ABC or the network has no idea what they've created and will soon realize they are now stuck with a second multi-million dollar miniseries that can't be released on DVD
I just realized that it looks as though ABC is portraying a Priest as a hero.
I looked outside and there's only one sun, so my initial theory of waking up in a more just universe isn't the answer... I'll have to count moons tonight.