(Let’s all dig the new lingo.)
Murderer = Overpopulation assistant
Criminal = Alternative life economist
Child abandonment = Remote Parenting
Car-jacking = Automotive redistribution
Abortion = Choice
Appeasement of dangerous enemies = New dialogue
Socialism = 2nd stimulus
Enemy Combatants = Displaced Freedom Fighters
Big Hollywood Writers = Enemy Combatants
Caving in = Good Faith
Making fun of the Special Olympics when you are the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES = Poking fun at one’s own bowling skills.
Campaigning, winning and cashing in on a bad economy = Inheriting Bush’s bad policies
Tax Cheat = Person not being made aware of the problem by an accountant
Impeached and disbarred = Elder Statesman
The enabling God Father of appeasement = Really Elder Statesman
Bank Robber = Stimulation recipient
Fascist takeover of private business = New Fairness Doctrine
Fascist takeover of redistricting = White House census office
Terrorist = (not applicable)
War (under liberal’s watch) = situation
War (under Republican watch) = unwinnable disaster
Higher Taxes = Fair Share
Fundamentally strong economy = (please define party affiliation first)
Blaming America First = Global View
Victory = (No such word)
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