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The peaceful transfer of power in this country was indeed thankfully just that. Unfortunately though, it has been anything but polite or even the slightest bit classy. The rapper horror, the boos, the nasty silent welcome of a President that
(Third installment in the not-so-unbelievable Upside Down Bizarre World series.) Dateline: Next Thursday. Announcer Voice Over: Live from New York City, it’s The Bill Kristol – Matt Damon Debate, and here’s your moderator for the evening: Greg Gutfeld. Greg Gutfeld:
The second installment in the not so unbelievable; “Upside Down-Bizarre World” series. Last month’s launch failure of the Vegan 7 from the Alcatraz launch facility was the latest of 16 straight disappointments for the United States space agency. Chief NASA
(First installment in the not so unbelievable ‘Upside Down Bizarre World’ series.) Dateline: The Future. (Most likely spring 2012). Yesterday morning I was awoken at 6:45 am by a call from The White House. After the initial throat- clearing lie
Hey, did you hear what the illustrious liberal votin’, swifty boatin,’ ketchup totin’, and just maybe (allegedly) Botox coatin’ John Kerry had to say recently? He let all of us Americans know that once Hillary ascends to the Secretary of
The first time I read “The Great Gatsby” I was transfixed. I could not believe an ordinary man had the ability to string together passages of words that could create such beautifully vivid and everlasting images in my brain. Even
Whilst basking in the creature comfort delights of their Hollywood stardom, movie stars and rock stars tend to appeal to the materialistic desires of the high school set. Kids please; think again. For every George Clooney that makes it, 10,000
Fade In. Dolly in. We see me, a man that serves in a important creative supporting role, seated at a meeting attended by executive powers of a most important television show. My head is down, pencil plowing away into the