I pledge to never again watch a Sean Penn film.
Ever. Old or new.
Ever. Old or new.
It’s an Elvis deal.
Fabulous.
Only 1499.00 at Barney’s NY.
Or she’s walking Biden around to keep him awake.
I would let her.
Snide-talk your way out of those 88’s Billy Boy.
5 down.
Wife givng me the evil eye.
And a laurel and hardy handshake.
I heard he had to be restrained during Brando’s Wounded Knee phoney stunt. Imagine if he were in the audience today. Fill your hands you sonufa beeeotchs.
Hugh Jackman pooped his pants. Those weren’t Goldie Hawn’s nipples, they were age spots. Jen gave Brad the finger during the clips. Phoenix, is now driving to the Oscars with a 45. I will finish the 6 pack.
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